What Car Is Perfect For New Jersey?

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 07/28/2014 at 18:32 • Filed to: cars by state, new jersey

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Anything at all. What's the most New Jersey way to get around?

Why do I ask, you say? Because I'm tired of hearing that the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is the Ford F-Series. I'm more interested in what the best vehicle for the state should be.

If you think the most New Jersey vehicle happens to be the F-Series, then by all means put it down.

And as always...

Choose wisely!

This is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a 51-part series of Opposodes where I gather OppositeLock's view of America in the form of cars.

wkiernan > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 18:36

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Black Town Car.

ttyymmnn > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 18:37

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 18:37

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Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 18:40

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Driven by all of the douchebros in the state it seems. In this exact form, too.

JGrabowMSt > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 18:47

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Chevy Tahoe. Immune to potholes, big enough to haul orange people to the beach or tanning salon, and enough towing capacity for farmers.

The best part is that all the rich stay at home moms already have them.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 07/28/2014 at 18:49

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They come with the Jersey Bro Edition: tailgating standard and double parking technology.

DipodomysDeserti > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 18:58

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 19:03

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 19:21

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Whatever the first thing you carjack is.

Okay, I suppose NJ isn't *really* real life GTA...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/28/2014 at 19:28

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Says you...

Sn210 > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 20:51

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A slab designed by Sir Benjamin Rolland

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > PRBot II 07/28/2014 at 21:12

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I'm sticking with a theme from earlier.

crowmolly > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 07/29/2014 at 11:54

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Nailed it. If the stereotype sin the 80's-90's were mullets, IROCs, and mirrored Oakley M-frames this is easily the one for today.

Drive the parkway from 135 or so to 82 on a Friday night during the summer and see for yourself.

Add in tailgating, gelled hair, tank top, trendy sunglasses, and a hat with this logo on it: